(* if you insist on calling it the PAC-12 I assume you are under 21, or just no fun)
It is a veritable jungle out West and if you are a fan of the Utes
|I don't get Swoop in the least and do not recognize it as a legitimate mascot|
|Yeah there mascot isn't a female, but you probably didn't notice until you read this anyway|
|I prefer open water Duck Hunting|
You even have a sporting chance to bag your choice of bear: Golden
|That might be the ugliest mascot ever|
|Attempting to hide behind the scenery|
But proceed with caution or you may be fall victim to the Sun Devils.
|Consider me tempted by the Devils (Cheerleaders)|
If you can survive the jungle you are halfway done. The nightlife is calling and what better way to being than by wrapping up the Trjoans
|Judging by the beanie it must be December|
before blitzing some Beavers.
Still up for more? Then head to the Northwest where you can try hold down the Huskies
|Not the best spelling team out there|
or sack energetic Cougars.
|Not a bad scoreboard distraction|