The 12-PAC is in its second football season, but I understand some people are still trying to sort out who ended up where in all the conference realignment that has taken place recently. In order to help you out, I present my walk-through of the 12-PAC*.
(* if you insist on calling it the PAC-12 I assume you are under 21, or just no fun)
It is a veritable jungle out West and if you are a fan of the Utes
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| I don't get Swoop in the least and do not recognize it as a legitimate mascot |
your best bet is to come hungry and be well prepared to tackle some Buffalo,
stalk some Wildcats
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| Yeah there mascot isn't a female, but you probably didn't notice until you read this anyway |
or go Duck hunting.
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| I prefer open water Duck Hunting |
You even have a sporting chance to bag your choice of bear: Golden
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| That might be the ugliest mascot ever |
Or Bruin
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| Attempting to hide behind the scenery |
But proceed with caution or you may be fall victim to the Sun Devils.
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| Consider me tempted by the Devils (Cheerleaders) |
If you can survive the jungle you are halfway done. The nightlife is calling and what better way to being than by wrapping up the Trjoans
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| Judging by the beanie it must be December |
before blitzing some Beavers.
Still up for more? Then head to the Northwest where you can try hold down the Huskies
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| Not the best spelling team out there |
or sack energetic Cougars.
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| Not a bad scoreboard distraction |
No matter your game plan you better be prepared because any opportunity for success may also leave you high and dry like a Cardinal in a Tree.
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| Um, yeah |
So now you have a better understanding of what awaits you in the 12-PAC, happy hunting.
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